Randgame Fun Time Episode 2

We've been going through a massive amount of Mame games lately and decided to tell you about a few of them. There's thousands of games out there, and we're trying to find the silliest and funnest! Here's an explanation of the Randgame Rating system. We take the randgame3 program SirFranks made and we pick a game randomly. We play it and then rate it based on what we thought of the game. The ratings are of the format a rating out of 5, whether the game works or not, and then factors out of 100. Pantsu Factor is a factor of how much pantsu/ecchi material can be seen in the game. The metal factor is a factor of how metal the game feels and crazy factor is just how insane the game is to play.
Martial Champion Description: Street Fighter Rip-off Made by Konami 1993 MAME Randgame Ratings: Rating: 1 Works: Yes Pantsu Factor: 20 - Uh Metal Factor: 10 - Glamish Crazy Factor: 40 - Lampposts Notes: "Titi" as a character name?... Too much muscles on women is scary. This game is hard and moves are hard to figure out. We could not beat the CPU no matter how hard we tried. Those tits are clearly plastic.
Metamorphic Force Description: Beat-Em-Up where each character can transform into a beast. Made by Konami 1993 MAME Randgame Ratings: Rating: 3 Works: Yes Pantsu Factor: 10 - Uh Metal Factor: 0 - Poppy Crazy Factor: 11 - UH? Notes: Transforming is cool. That chick's ass is hanging out. The boss fights are boring as hell and repetitive. The enemy designs are colossally gay. You can own the boss while he is too busy talking at you, which is awesome. Oiled up Iguanas? Beating the shit out of bosses on the ground was hilariously fun-Bosses too easy? There are arrows pointing at the Boss's crotch saying attack while they are lying on the ground. The big bear guy can then proceed to sit on them.
BLADE MASTER Description: Beat em' Up Hack n' slash. You are a very metal hero guy. You kill things in metal ways to try to save your hot chick. Made by Irem 1991 MAME Randgame Ratings: Rating: 5 Works: Yes Pantsu Factor: 15 - Uh Metal Factor: 100 - Fucking Brutal Crazy Factor: 30 - Lampposts Notes: This game was insanely metal looking and just plain BAD ASS Enemy design was amazing, same with bosses. You can knock big enemies down and then jump on them and stab them. The level names are epic.